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Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML

#6130928 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (23031) - you totally deserved it (4044)

On 11/03/2009 at 2:06am - money - by LC (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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YESSSSSSS I AM FIRST FOR ONCE,
by the way that sucks 3 bucks-_-

#1 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:04am by Daniman

congratulations.

#49 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:45pm by Plumppotato

yo names toby!

#59 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:31pm by sodahhhr

So you're now owned by someone?
Isn't slave trading illegal these days?

#2 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:08am by Intoxicunt

Pfft! Only if you don't like it. The S/M train is still a rollin'.

#3 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:11am by nokillnobeepbeep

It's illegal if it's involuntary.

If it is voluntary, it's called prostitu. . . oops, I mean, charity.

I saw an episode of COPS where these absolutely disgusting whores were getting 10 bucks for BJs. You must be a monster to get only 3!

#22 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:27am by perdix

It's Michigan, anything is legal there nowadays.

#25 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:19am by jackkerouc9

Even in Michigan, for three bucks, you don't have to swallow.

You can if you're hungry -- your choice.

#48 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:42pm by perdix

i might wash their car, but i certainly wouldnt put out...just saying lol

#79 - On 11/06/2009 at 8:14pm by mysterynmayhem

Rofl. Dont worry dude your not ugly... they are all just really broke.

#4 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:19am by GodsPetTaco

its a girl

#26 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:22am by alsoelp

Bahahahah.. 3 bucks, all for the charity eh? At least, people still bidded on you!

#5 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:23am by helluva

BID! not bidded.

#7 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:42am by Flutist

My bad.
BID BID BID :)

#9 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:04am by helluva

Hmm, I'd much rather get the happy meal, IT COMES WITH A TOY!!!!

#6 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:23am by Peroxide

For three more dollars he will let you play with his toy, small pieces may cause small children to choke.

#8 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:43am by Flutist

That was uncalled for at all bobby

#10 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:11am by playfuldesk

oops...edit.

#12 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:15am by Ligerie

Hey flutist I bet u give good head don't u?

#13 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:17am by playfuldesk

*rolls eyes*
You would have to have a dick for me to give you head.

#18 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:38am by Flutist

OH LOL I GET IT BECAUSE HER NAME IS FLUTIST AND YOU'RE EQUATING A PENIS TO A FLUTE HOW FUNNY

#53 - On 11/03/2009 at 5:04pm by fudrick

OMG, what next band camp jokes?

#64 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:21pm by Flutist

I was asked to do that once but I'm really scared the same thing will happen!
Sorry that happened to you, maybe everyone was broke?

#14 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:17am by Ligerie

what kind of charity auctions off someone? my school did that as a joke o.O

#15 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:21am by MyzticHydra

Never agree to be bait for a thrift store charity. Esp on half-price blue tag day. :/

#16 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:27am by mercyFML

Maybe the auctioneer did a bad job. Cheer up

#17 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:30am by wazdog

Well at least you went for something..
Me id be payed to leave or escorted out by security LOL
So yah it could be worse lol

#19 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:46am by Cristaderzi

relax. we're in a recession. people gotta save money for more important things like fast food. I'm sure if we weren't in recession u prob would have gone for like 10 bucks. *thumbs up*

#20 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:13am by misspeg

You must be really ugly.

#21 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:25am by _Noon_

if she was really ugly she would have to pay ppl

#23 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:28am by timtam24

Here, hold this Red Stripe bottle.

(steps back to get better view) NOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!!

#24 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:42am by Brave_Sir_Robin

In my country you can buy a whole farm full of chickens AND the last farmer's oldest daughter for 3 American dollars!

#27 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:23am by alsoelp

LOL THATS HILAIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#28 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:34am by bubblegun123

Sounds like some kind of school thing. We did that in high school for charity. Really the more popular you are, the more people will pay for you to be their bitch for a day. Don't worry about it. After you graduate, nothing that happened in high school matters anymore.

#29 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:40am by PhillyFox

Can I see "Made In China" embedded on your backside?

#30 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:58am by shaister

Well now you know help the aged weren't expecting someone in their age range ;)

#31 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:11am by Dcvictorious

Dirty deeds...done dirt cheap.

#32 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:13am by splydoms

Concrete shoes

Cyanide

...TNT

#37 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:46am by aero

Contracts,

Neckties,

HIGH VOLTAGE!!

#68 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:59pm by DarkestSaint

Are you like chinese or something? jk. But 3 bucks? that's gotta suck :/

#33 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:17am by DJ_Grim

The slave trade isn't near as successful these days.

#34 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:49am by Jtrain615

When my sorority had an auction, regardless of attractiveness, the girls who went for top amounts were the ones who slept with everyone. Guys pay more when they think they'll get sex out if it instead of just a date - don't worry about it.

#35 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:52am by perstephane

fuck you you redneck racist asshole.

#38 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:54am by KillaKanibus

hahhahaha

#63 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:10pm by kewlcat

Three dollas to make you holla!

#39 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:06pm by jonny2x4

Not only did you sell yourself off in the process, but you got pwned by your own ego. Are you really that surprised?

#40 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:36pm by blastvortex

dont worry sweetie its not u its the economy

#41 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:38pm by rocker2209

Sorry to hear that. Perhaps you were just auctioned off on the wrong day when no one had money?

#42 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:38pm by hailster17

.... or more likely no one wants you?

#43 - On 11/03/2009 at 1:07pm by Roberto22

How cute is that:)


RI

#44 - On 11/03/2009 at 1:36pm by RIKANA

You're a tard for justifying yourself on the internet

#54 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:09pm by BobbyHutchinson

This sounds like a person who will try anything just to submit his very own FML.

#46 - On 11/03/2009 at 1:52pm by mannix

I can see how it could be rather...well...ashamed? Either way, if you look bad (maybe even know it), it's your own god damn fault. People go for the looks over the personality when it comes to auctions like that. Get over it.

#47 - On 11/03/2009 at 1:55pm by loooooooooool

u must be one hottie... well atleast its for charity

#50 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:36pm by jessxoxo28

YDI for not knowing if you're fugly or not

#51 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:55pm by azn_whiz

ydi... for having such a big ego.

#52 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:56pm by xoxcinderellaxox

Wait, you can buy people again?

*hops on horse and heads off to Michigan*

#55 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:34pm by alex_vik

WTF IS THIS?!?! THIS IS SO FAKE IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING FUNNY!!! STFU!

#56 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:51pm by Man_person

who gives a fucking shit?
cry about it you self-centered bastard.

#57 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:03pm by mattdaddyryan56

"who gives a fucking shit?"
Why don't you say that to EVERY goddamn fml on this site, cause there are a lot more FML's like this. Asshole.

#58 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:05pm by Microsoftfan

at least anyone even bought you lol

#60 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:42pm by kangaroo62

At least it wasn't $2

#61 - On 11/03/2009 at 7:42pm by th

I once tried to sell my brother for a penny. he didnt sell. be glad u did

#62 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:39pm by sababa1

The best things in life are free
But you can give them to the birds and bees
I want money
You love gives me such a thrill
But your love won’t pay my bills
I want money
Give me your money
Just give me money

#65 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:30pm by Flutist

haven't you guys seen white chicks? it's just like that

#66 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:36pm by neihtle

damn man people still pay more for a 5$ footlong, thats not good

#67 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:13pm by j0k3r69

If its five dollars for a foot long you still get a deal with a $3 7.2 inch. I am sure whomever bought him is very er... fulfilled...

#85 - On 11/09/2009 at 11:09am by Flutist

When I participated in something like that, nobody even bid on me. =n=

#69 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:15am by timba

SOLD! to the man with his legs spread eagle style in a bath robe!

#70 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:17am by Jonathan33

3 DOLLARS!!! Cheap bastard! how embarrassing for the bidder!! its suppose to be for charity! i hope u didnt go on the date.

#71 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:20am by omghehehe

It's supposed to be about the charity, not your self-esteem.

#72 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:39am by wilt

When you go on that date, just remember: you get what you pay for. Which in his case is you getting drunk and farting loudly in the middle of the restaraunt.

#73 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:47am by Ninjaface

sorry I just cant stop laughing! XD

#74 - On 11/04/2009 at 5:58am by LilKonvicted

ydi for having no friends

#75 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:00am by ti3n_t

Ooooo,that's really bad,sorry...

#76 - On 11/04/2009 at 12:58pm by secretly_insane

Maybe you should tell us what type of auction it was for and if you tried to look nice to get people to buy you. I mean, if you just stood their like a lemming, then sure no one would buy you.

#77 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:18pm by Flutist

oh my. [hug]?

#78 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:43am by loosemoose

hahaha fagola that's what you get dicksponge

#80 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:34am by LukeDog

It's better than 25 cents.

#81 - On 11/07/2009 at 7:01pm by oreomon

Its just the econemy

#82 - On 11/09/2009 at 2:09am by NXcusable

That must really suck!!!! B'ah B'ah

#83 - On 11/09/2009 at 10:15am by KiannaFine

That's kinda funny

#84 - On 11/09/2009 at 10:17am by KiannaFine

next time just rip the shirt off

#86 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:43pm by xclegend613

no offense but if your ugly and you know it dont participate in those things... youll always get what you dont want to hear, the truth.

#87 - On 11/20/2009 at 2:18am by wxdiaz86

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