Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40958) - you deserved it (2454)
On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
carnivore's life also sucksToday, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our…
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90% ? Well I suppose you could be a zombie.
#1 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:25am by Apocalyptus
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In Soviet Russia, Credit Report Kills You!
#5 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:29am by untoldfame
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