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Today, I got rejected for approximately the tenth credit card I've applied for, I called a bank to find out why. Apparently I took out a car loan in 2004 and bought a house in 2006. I was 13 in 2004. The credit report does not have any records of this. Thank you identity theft. FML

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On 09/15/2009 at 3:24pm - money - by Lost (woman) - United States (New York)

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I don't know how it works in New York, but here each rejection costs you credit points, so you haven't been doing yourself any favours by applying so often. Then again, Identity Theft sucks, FYL

#4 - On 09/15/2009 at 5:12pm by lizzzie

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Well, I'm sure if you tell them your age and prove it, they'll fix it...but hey, that still sucks.

#3 - On 09/15/2009 at 5:10pm by LadyKaya

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