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Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46560) - you deserved it (3485)

On 09/01/2009 at 12:48pm - money - by adriana (woman) - United States (Utah)

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The teller shouldn't have sterotyped you. You're not a stripper just because you have small bills... and she had no right to say that.

#1 - On 09/01/2009 at 5:46pm by CherishFlowers

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She should be fired! What a rude comment to make to a customer.

#2 - On 09/01/2009 at 5:47pm by ladidadi

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