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Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52834) - you deserved it (4011)

On 09/01/2009 at 12:48pm - money - by adriana (woman) - United States (Utah)

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