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Today, I left for college. I spent hundreds of dollars on clothes, bedding and other things. After packing my entire closet and everything else I needed, I left only to have to head back home. My dad forgot to pay the first semesters tuition. He said "Oh well, you would have failed out anyway." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41728) - you deserved it (2244)

On 08/28/2009 at 8:59pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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