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Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

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On 08/15/2009 at 8:49pm - money - by smallpaycheck (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Your boss isn't actually allowed to deduct the cost of stolen items from your salary. YDI for letting your boss get away with it and not knowing your rights.

#7 - On 08/16/2009 at 3:09am by rayneamanda

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there's no way he can deduct the cost of the shoes from your salary.....there is no way you can be held accountable for theft unless you were letting him try the shoes on right next to the exit of the store or w/e but even then, theft of store items should be reported and should be covered by the stores insurance policy.....next time, dont wither so easily under your boss and stand up for yourself......

#11 - On 08/16/2009 at 3:41am by season4reason

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