Today, when walking to my car I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35876) - you totally deserved it (1193)
On 08/13/2009 at 10:00am - money - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)
sexy mamasita, what in that comment could possibly make you that angry? If someone pooped on your carpet on accident or accidently broke your favorite pogo stick because they were to heavy, or even if they cutted you in line for the next game of beer pong, I could understand your rage, but for someone saying something unrelated about clay aiken, the rage is unnecessary, obviously the guy's a fag and his greatest fantasy is clay aiken otherwise he would be able to think of something/someone else, just leave the homo to his thoughts
#27 - On 08/13/2009 at 4:02pm by ananamoose
Ananamoose, you are indeed correct. I just hate non-sequitur, mentally challenged people. LOL but thanks for pointing that out.
#45 - On 08/14/2009 at 6:55am by sexy_mamasita
yeah, typical example of the shit hole that is england. Parking attendants everywhere but no cops to save you from being mugged.
double owned!!!! I'm pretty sure if you explain it though, it'll be thrown out.
#2 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:16pm by _THE_MASTER_
I'm sure you can get out of it if you tell the judge. Just make sure you file a report on the mugging and bring a copy of the case file with you.
#3 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:19pm by alwaysalady
i dont get how people can have something bad happen then be able to take the time and come on fml like its nothing.. wow
#5 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:26pm by jillianb34
yeah. i find that wierd also. like "Today I killed a man and I'm in jail until my court hearing tomorrow."
#38 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:18pm by biiiiizzzay
Latinoheat shut up with your stupid Clay Aiken jokes, which are completely irrelevant to the OP's FML!!!!!!
#21 - On 08/13/2009 at 2:54pm by fmlfmlfml15
Plexico, are you available to teach this Latinoheat person a few lessons about humour? I think it would be greatly appreciated by the entire community.
#26 - On 08/13/2009 at 3:32pm by Nonamerequired
Plexico-n. Incredibly hilarious member of Fmylife.com. Always has something witty to say and a cool picture. See also the post about the donut weirdo. He made several comments on that one.
The more you know.
#40 - On 08/14/2009 at 12:05am by Intoxicunt
if the few minutes it took you to be mugged made your parking meter expire, ydi for cutting your timing so close
#11 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:37pm by zesunflower
Wonder why they didn't take your car keys and hop into your car.
#12 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:43pm by oliviahere
Where does he mention he was illegally parked, or perhaps i'm being stupid for assuming that he was parked next to a meter which ran out knowing that traffic wardens will see they're about to run out and stand next to them counting down so they can fill their quota.
Sorry OP, FYL.
#44 - On 08/14/2009 at 4:54am by manxalicious
for everyone that clicked 'ydi', you have no idea where the OP was or if it was their fault for taking an unsafe street... maybe they take that street home everyday and on this day out of the ordinary they were mugged, or maybe they were running late (as their parking meter ran out) and it was getting dark out, but that was the only way to get to their car- basically you don't know the details. so stop saying YDI. no one 'deserves' to be mugged
#31 - On 08/13/2009 at 4:21pm by Miss_delaney
Look on the bright side. They could have taken your car keys too!
#32 - On 08/13/2009 at 4:46pm by JenCognito
Come on, this happens all the time to lots of people. It sucks, but not enough for people to care anymore. This is has been heard before. YDI for being annoying.
#33 - On 08/13/2009 at 5:48pm by sockmonkey560
this is why we have hands and feet, so we beat the shit out of bad ppl
#34 - On 08/13/2009 at 5:54pm by madZONE
Are all bad people amputee patients?
They have hands and feet as well, and I'm going to assume they don't mug someone without at least a knife.
#41 - On 08/14/2009 at 12:07am by Intoxicunt
I like how the worst part of this whole event was the parking ticket...I think I would have personally started with "Today I got a parking ticket all due to...".
Sucks no matter what.
#35 - On 08/13/2009 at 7:15pm by percussionchic
THIS is an FML!
i'm sick of that "i got stuck on an elevator for 10 minutes" and those stupid complaints.
#36 - On 08/13/2009 at 9:30pm by joshizzle3
First off, yes, FYL. Second, thank you for finally bringing a relevant/real FML to this site. This is something that we can all seriously say "FYL" to, and I'm sick of reading shit like "My cousin said I lost a beauty contest in their dream." (That FML almost ruined the site for me) So thank you, OP, for reviving my faith in Fmylife.com.
YDI for being a southern fairy, use your hands like a man, and beat the shit out of the traffic warden! Pay for the ticket, in as much small change, as you can :)
FYL dude. That sucks. Stupid pig should have been worried more about rat-bastard muggers then people who are a few minutes late on a fucking meter.
#50 - On 08/15/2009 at 11:59pm by helpmeiamblind
