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Today, when walking to my car I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML


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On 08/13/2009 at 10:00am - money - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

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I'm sure you can get out of it if you tell the judge. Just make sure you file a report on the mugging and bring a copy of the case file with you.

#3 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:19pm by alwaysalady

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FYL. No reasons required.

#4 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:20pm by xxMiiNii

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