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Today, when walking to my car I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40714) - you deserved it (1696)

On 08/13/2009 at 10:00am - money - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

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FYL. No reasons required.

#4 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:20pm by xxMiiNii

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i dont get how people can have something bad happen then be able to take the time and come on fml like its nothing.. wow

#5 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:26pm by jillianb34

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