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Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML


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On 07/24/2009 at 3:05pm - money - by Cougar (woman) - United States (New York)

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FYL :( Make her pay you the $13,500 :P

#4 - On 07/24/2009 at 5:11pm by el_ECTRO

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ouch. that's $13,500 you just lost. You have my sincerest condolences. that really does suck.

#6 - On 07/24/2009 at 5:12pm by QiScorpion

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