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Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML

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On 07/14/2009 at 9:39am - money - by SomeoneElse (man) - United Kingdom

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Did you beat him with the pieces of the guitars he made you smash?

#1 - On 07/14/2009 at 1:59pm by AndelleRae

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I hate fuckheads like that, sorry dude, fyl

#3 - On 07/14/2009 at 2:01pm by BigWestRunner

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