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Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white dish washer for my apartment because it doesn't have one. I was SO excited and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could. I only had to pay her $1.25. She bought me a sponge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40138) - you deserved it (7824)

On 07/10/2009 at 9:09pm - money - by thanksalot (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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What a bitch thing to do, but clever.

#1 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:51am by srscrs

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Why is it that parents think it's so damn funny to trick their kids into thinking they bought them a large gift when they actually bought them something small? Doesn't sound like anything but a good way to get your kid to resent the hell out of you, if you ask me.

And no, I'm not saying kids ought to expect any large gifts from their parents, but I still think it's entirely unnecessary to trick your child into thinking they're getting something they're not.

#17 - On 07/11/2009 at 4:23am by Samael

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