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Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white dish washer for my apartment because it doesn't have one. I was SO excited and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could. I only had to pay her $1.25. She bought me a sponge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32386) - you deserved it (5830)

On 07/10/2009 at 9:09pm - money - by thanksalot (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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