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Today, I went over to get some ice cream. I found a rare parking spot in front of the store, and even had change in my pocket. After feeding the meter, A lady comes up to me and tells me that the meter was free after 8 o'clock. I paid 50 cents for it. I was 50 cents short for my ice cream. FML


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On 07/06/2009 at 12:03am - money - by icecreamer (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Aw, poor you, you didnt get ur ice cream. I totally understand. Lol.

#4 - On 07/06/2009 at 8:39am by polly87

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Haha well firstly you're sad about losing 50 cents and secondly you're sad about not having enough money for ice cream which is always available. why would you take 50 cents worth of time to buy ice cream? On most parking meters that's like half an hour.

#7 - On 07/06/2009 at 12:28pm by deathbunny256

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