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Man or woman?

Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39519) - you deserved it (4168)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:53am - money - by iloveZELOS (woman) - United States

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Do u honestly think u deserve to be on the same money as a superhero...?

#8 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:37am by IN5AN3

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Well, maybe one day you will be that high up that you can do something like that and still earn a good amount of money.
I'd ask him if he can make me a villain in one of his comic books. But that's just me... :)

#1 - On 07/05/2009 at 6:04am by nuclear

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