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Today, after playing in an online casino, I won £200. Being pretty tight for cash at the moment I was pretty excited. I then tried to withdraw it to be told that I can't have a penny of it because I didn't register my card details first. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13541) - you deserved it (32805)

On 06/29/2009 at 10:30am - money - by Jeepers (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

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Maybe you're tight on cash because you're gambling it away?

#2 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:40pm by annedroid

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That was stupid of you

#1 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:38pm by yaktazuki

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