Money: Today, after playing in an online casino, I won £200. Being pretty...

By Jeepers - 29/06/2009 14:30 - United Kingdom

Today, after playing in an online casino, I won £200. Being pretty tight for cash at the moment I was pretty excited. I then tried to withdraw it to be told that I can't have a penny of it because I didn't register my card details first. FML

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By shouldagone2work - 24/09/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML

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By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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By thiscantbereal00 - 07/01/2022 14:02

Today, I went to the casino and put $500 into a game and lost it all. I tried another $100 and won it all back, plus some. Instead of walking out ahead, I kept trying to hit bigger and ended up losing all my rent money. Rent is due and now I can’t pay it. FML

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By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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Risky gamble

By Anonymous - 01/11/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, I did the most idiotic thing someone living with their parents could possibly do. I made a separate online casino account in my mom's name (just her name, my email, phone number, etc.) When I deposited from my bank account, the site got suspicious, and is now making me and her sign a document to get the money out. FML

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A tax on irresponsability

By Anonymous - 09/02/2023 06:00

Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML

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Addict

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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annedroid 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:40

Maybe you're tight on cash because you're gambling it away?

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:45

Dumbass! You deserve it.

Comments

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:11

Wow. I'm astounded by the stupidity of some people on here. You thought you were gambling real money, although you never actually registered anything? Either you're too young to gamble (which would explain why you're so dumb) or you're just infinitely retarded. either way, it's a YDI. Dumbfuck -.-"

aback 4

Monday 29 June 2009 21:29

I think if you'd been dumb enough to register your card info with an online "casino" your life would REALLY be effed.

fxdxhk90 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:44

Don't you have to register your information on all gaming websites before you play?

sandrino 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:52

what the **** were you doing gambling if you have money problems anyway?

PAH108 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:53

They were probably letting you win because you were just paying for fun. Now that you think you can win, give them your card and watch them drain it to zero.

divineinstrument 2

Monday 29 June 2009 22:17

Lol exactly what I was thinking- since when do people short on cash gamble in an online casino?

Belief_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 22:40

Maybe he won it in a freeroll. You don't have to register a card to play.

roundnproud 7

Monday 29 June 2009 23:52

nice going there

mischief8 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 0:13

They make 'freemode' (unregistered credits) easier to win, thus encouraging you stake real money, however as soon as you leave freemode and being gambling with your real money the odds changes.