Money: Today, after playing in an online casino, I won £200. Being pretty...

By Jeepers - 29/06/2009 14:30 - United Kingdom

Today, after playing in an online casino, I won £200. Being pretty tight for cash at the moment I was pretty excited. I then tried to withdraw it to be told that I can't have a penny of it because I didn't register my card details first. FML

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By shouldagone2work - 24/09/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML

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By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, I did the most idiotic thing someone living with their parents could possibly do. I made a separate online casino account in my mom's name (just her name, my email, phone number, etc.) When I deposited from my bank account, the site got suspicious, and is now making me and her sign a document to get the money out. FML

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A tax on irresponsability

By Anonymous - 09/02/2023 06:00

Today, I turned $50 into 25k, all off sports gambling, but then lost most of it before I could even take the money out. I'm now sitting on about $1500 to my name. FML

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Addict

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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annedroid 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:40

Maybe you're tight on cash because you're gambling it away?

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:45

Dumbass! You deserve it.

Comments

Zak3nnay0 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 0:48

Iono bout other countries, but in the states u cant transfer money to a friend without having a history of depositing real money. Then again, we have the stupid UIGEA law which makes moving money across online casinos extremely hard.

hotstuff81 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:31

I have to say that is your fault if you were that tight on cash why were you gambling.

jaxsk 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:38

Sounds like a scam to me... sorry.

Mewtwo_fml 1

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:15

Geez, go to Casinomeister and find out if they're accredited, use the Pitch-A-Bitch form, you have your money, plain and simple. If you're gambling online in Europe you should know this already. YDI.

dacman48 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:24

you deserve it for thinking that online poker was going to get u anything but a bucket of fail

CaptainPat 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:31

Just for the non european folks, how much, in american is 200 of those squiggly things?

dinosaursgorawr 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 2:52

200 euros?

Unzorn 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:50

They're pounds. Around $1.66 each http://www.google.com/search?q=pound+to+dollar+conversion&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

SharkWeeker 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:16

You're an idiot. Read a newspaper. Europe uses Euros. Britain uses Pounds. There's no currency called "in american". You're the American moron who gives the rest of us a bad reputation.

Tsukasa_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 7:37

There is such thing as the American Dollar. Somehow I suspect that's what he meant.

CaptainPat 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 21:57

No shit there's no such currency as "In American" You have to be pretty ******* stupid to not know that i mean in American Dollars. If i were to just say "dollars", well there are plenty of countries that have "dollars". I figured you people would be smart enough to know that "dollars" is what i meant. Also, i know there are euros, and pounds, but i did not know what that symbol meant. So **** you sir.