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Today, I went to the bank to make a withdrawal in order to celebrate my last day here in Italy with my friends. Apparently I'm overdrawn by 187 dollars so I'm eating nothing but leftover stale crackers to survive until I get free plane food on my way back home. FML


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On 06/18/2009 at 12:11pm - money - by JP (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)

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Leftover stale crackers to *survive*? Oh, honey--are you sure you'll make it? Maybe you should call the embassy.

#1 - On 06/18/2009 at 5:03pm by aback

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If your friends were good.. they would pay for your last meal in Italy.

#7 - On 06/18/2009 at 5:05pm by unlucky91

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