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Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 8:38pm - money - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

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maybe you were just reeeeally really drunk, and don't remember driving in Maryland. eeediot.

#1 - On 03/13/2009 at 5:01am by jeninabe

hahaha wow that sucks you really need to start making some phone calls to sort that out

#2 - On 03/13/2009 at 5:02am by vitaminsandminer

you should fight it if it wasn't you. i've had similar things happen before, like getting a ticket for speeding when i wasn't even driving anywhere near where they said i was. someone probably made a mistake.

#3 - On 03/13/2009 at 5:08am by jaymers

Dude that's awful. What if there's evidence against you too, lol.

#4 - On 03/13/2009 at 5:09am by Go_for_it

1) $200 is way low for a drunk driving offense
2) You'd be required to appear in court
3) You'd be arrested on the spot
It's a scam, fool.

#5 - On 03/13/2009 at 5:47am by nerbian

yeah seriously..im usually not one to call these posts fake ( even though im sure some are ) but yeah DUI is like uhh jail time, you wouldnt have a license and the last i checked they dont mail you tickets unless they are for going through red lights that have cameras or going through a toll booth without paying..but hey what do i know, maybe your life just suckss

#6 - On 03/13/2009 at 6:01am by lexi_lu

It sounds fishy enough but i know from experience that first time offenders dont serve any time in jail, you can lose your licesense but it's different in every state. Same thing with tickets, its different in every state

#7 - On 03/13/2009 at 6:10am by deadheadamerican

lol i live in maryland im pretty sure they go insane here over drunk driving, but that totally sucks, try to prove you never were in maryland or something so you dont have to pay that 200 fine.

#8 - On 03/13/2009 at 6:31am by mfbabyyy

its possible to get the license plate mixed up too right? maybe someone here was close to yours, and thats why they mailed it to you.. referring to the comment above from lexi_lu.

#9 - On 03/13/2009 at 6:34am by mfbabyyy

really not that big a deal unless you actually get arrested for it which very likely isn't gonna be the consequence for not doing something

#10 - On 03/13/2009 at 6:37am by xtremelifter

I'm going to say YDI because I notice you said you've never been pulled over for drink driving, which is very different to saying you have never been drink driving. Maybe this is fate teaching you an easy leason to start with. Learn it!

#11 - On 03/13/2009 at 6:43am by ah_haha

haha that sucks, you were probably like WTF

#12 - On 03/13/2009 at 8:05am by Tall_Kid

sounds like a scam. someone might be trying to get $200 out of you.

#13 - On 03/13/2009 at 8:07am by pewp

lol maryland is BS haha im currently in maryland =P
STOP DRINKING DUMASSS

#14 - On 03/13/2009 at 9:42am by XxRatedG

You dont get a ticket for drunk driving you tool

#15 - On 03/13/2009 at 10:01am by mfdd

You can contest a real out of state DUI mailed to the wrong address. Was this ticket written in crayon with a line that says fill in your credit card information here?

#16 - On 03/13/2009 at 10:20am by Emrysa

#5, I only payed 300 for a dui.......
But, I did not pay it and spent a little bit in jail. Works tons better

#17 - On 03/13/2009 at 10:36am by love_to_lose09

What probably happened is someone in Maryland was arrested and all that fun stuff and then they mailed that person their ticket and there was so kind of big mixup with the address?

Seems to me something like that would be the most logical explaination.

#18 - On 03/13/2009 at 12:00pm by Laitue

Hey this is a form of identity theft. You need to get it taken care of or you could end up in jail for something you didn't do. I'm serious some crook could be using your name and you don't know it. You could have other convictions you don't know about.

#19 - On 03/13/2009 at 12:10pm by Scooter3

You obviously got very, very, VERY drunk when you went to Maryland if you don't even remember going.

#20 - On 03/13/2009 at 12:53pm by bread

That's... Bad. Definitely contest that.

Also, who the hell votes "You deserved it," for these things, anyways?

#21 - On 03/13/2009 at 1:03pm by Shadic

I agree with #5 that's a scam!!! Google the address, if it takes you to a post office p.o. box it is fake!
Take it to your police department immediately! All contents of it, including the envelope it was sent in.

#22 - On 03/13/2009 at 1:17pm by Yellow_Pancreas

@#7 - no, you're right, first time offenders don't always get suspended, BUT a 200 ticket is cheapear than most low speeding tickets and REGARDLESS of what state yu are in they will hold you until you are sober enough to drive.

No officer, in their RIGHT mind will say,...woops yourd drunk, off you go!

This is either a scam or the dude is BSing to get a FML on here.

AND even if it WERE true. wtf is this a fml. if its not you you contest it. Its simple. You call in, show proof it wasn't you and you're done.

Id be more concerned over the idea that someone potentially stole my identity and is raking up tickets on my lisence.

#23 - On 03/13/2009 at 1:20pm by MonkeySpeaks

Hehe, I am from MD and that kind of sounds like something our police force/government would do! As much as I love MD, some of the state officials don't seem too bright. In fact, the other night in class we were discussing the poor quality of some of the MD state websites. Go figure. I am sorry that happened to you.

#24 - On 03/13/2009 at 1:48pm by nomi28

I'm from Maryland, too. One time, I was sent a ticket for blowing through a red light in a part of the state I NEVER go. I drive a Mazda, the car in the picture was a Honda. They just read the liscence number completely wrong. Our police are a bunch of dumbies.

#25 - On 03/13/2009 at 2:17pm by sneakersneaker

its a scam most likely, but yeah, you should be able to prove easily enough that you werent there. prove u were somewhere completely different at the time "you" were issued a DWI ticket

#26 - On 03/13/2009 at 2:27pm by mr_cricket

#25 is correct, one time my brother had his car surrounded by six cruisers in an empty parking lot because he had a flat and was changing his tire. Now, my brother is 6'6" and at the time was probably about 280 lbs, but still, there's no reason six cruisers are needed to check what he's doing. The police here are really dim-witted and have nothing better to do with their time it seems.

#27 - On 03/13/2009 at 2:37pm by alex_vik

Hmm, something akin to this has happened to me. But it was a parking ticket from a state I hadn't been to it. It was because I had purchased my car fairly recently, and my plates were the same as the previous owners (who deserved the ticket). It took the state a while to find my car..It all worked out.. Maybe this is a similar situation... Though, drunk driving seems to be a thing you get pulled over for and the licence gets checked.

#28 - On 03/13/2009 at 3:17pm by acerock

There is a woman who has the same name, including middle name as me, is born one day before me, same year, and who has the last four digits of her social the inverse of mine. I got her w2's last year. She has a much better job then I do.

#29 - On 03/13/2009 at 4:29pm by alwaysalady

maryland has a tendency to do that type of stuff. they sent me papers for owing them for income taxes for when i lived there when i was 12. im 19 now and i got the papers this year. i never had a job when i was out there. thats what messed up about them.

#30 - On 03/13/2009 at 6:37pm by lancewell

Welcome to my world buddy! I live in Maryland and the state tries to pull crap like that all the time.

#31 - On 03/13/2009 at 7:28pm by rrowley90

go to court

#32 - On 03/13/2009 at 7:28pm by basketball03

#1 lmfao

but serious. like so many fucking scams. every time i use a debit card random companies charge me like $10 extra than the balance on the receipt, as if i wouldn't notice. fother muckers!!!!

#33 - On 03/13/2009 at 9:38pm by member0987654321

Yea, Maryland sucks. But you deserve what you got for being in the same country as it. What were you thinking.

#34 - On 03/13/2009 at 10:29pm by the_grip

Hey, don't feel bad. I got three tickets in the mail not too long ago for a car I sold over a year ago. Turns out the guy I sold it to never transferred the car into his name, but instead, illegally copied and distributed the plates to random people around Wisconsin.

#35 - On 03/13/2009 at 10:40pm by wtfxpaigerz

lol how do they know your drunk? no field sobriety or breathalyzers and if they did do those they would know it wasnt you. they wouldnt mail a ticket because you would be in jail

#36 - On 03/14/2009 at 6:24am by commonsense

I think there would be a courthearing or something right?

#37 - On 03/14/2009 at 10:11am by Your_Shadow

all you get is a $200 ticket for drink driving? dam if ur caught drink driving here its a lose your license job for us :(

#38 - On 03/14/2009 at 10:21am by Buzz

I think your licence plate may have been copyied. You should call up the police over in Maryland if anymore tickets come up from over there.

#39 - On 03/14/2009 at 2:41pm by TAGM

Maryland = Sh*tty State

I should know; been stuck here for 18 years

#40 - On 03/14/2009 at 3:52pm by NYexcuse

maybe that's what you get for never going to maryland =p
ignore #40.
we're amazing.
but yeah this sounds kind of made up >.

#41 - On 03/14/2009 at 7:19pm by oceanxcity

Like many said, it could be the result of a scam or a miscommunication.

It may also be the result of identity theft.


So, if this actually happened...take it seriously. Go get your credit reports and see if anything looks fishy. Contact YOUR police AND the Maryland police.


Also, I made an account just to tell you this, so I do hope you take me seriously :P

#42 - On 03/15/2009 at 1:52am by GVChamp

I just wanted to counter all the anti-Maryland sentiment (which I knew would be here as soon as I clicked on the comments link) by saying that Maryland is great; we have our problems just like everyone else, but I love it here. :) That's all.

#43 - On 03/15/2009 at 10:53am by monitron

how did that person deserve that?! people are weird.

p.s. #40 move out of that state then if you don't like it!

#44 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:34pm by trisarahtops

uhh... don't pay that shit. how hard is that? this is not fml worthy. but this is... "Today, I paid $200 for a crime i didn't commit because i'm a fucking idiot. FML."

#45 - On 03/18/2009 at 5:22am by inlimbo11

#44, maybe #40 is only 18, still dependent on their parents for financial security and has no choice but to stay in maryland. kill yourself.

#46 - On 03/18/2009 at 5:24am by inlimbo11

This seems way too fake. This is what I found for a DUI in MD, so I definitely think you are either lying or being scammed.

"The first time you are convicted of a DUI in the State of Maryland you will face up to 1 year in jail AND up to a $1,000 fine. If you were transporting a minor when you were arrested you could be sentenced up to 2 years in jail AND pay up to a $2,000 fine. Your drivers license will ALSO be suspended for a minimum of 45 days. Your first DWI conviction will cost you up to 2 months in jail and a $500 fine. In addition, your drivers license could be suspended 60 days."

Taken from: http://dui.drivinglaws.org/maryland.php

#47 - On 03/18/2009 at 2:46pm by paradiselost

Um. Does any state mail tickets for something other than red light cameras? Completely suspicious. As for the MD comments....I've grown up in MD and sure, there's things that are annoying, like the slow driving!, but if you hate it so much, move! It's not like other states are that far away.

#48 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:12pm by 8yrundergrad

A camera would not have sent you a ticket for drunk driving, as it's judgement isn't so great in that area, and the only way they get mailed to you if you got busted by a camera. I can garuntee MDSP is not sitting on the side of the road, envelopes in hand, furiously writing tickets and running them to a mailbox as quickly as possible... you would have gone to jail for the night, been slapped on the wrist, paid to re-instate your license and possibly be shopping for car insurance.... otherwise it's bogus, or you are...

however you did actually get one like that, I'd make a phone call to highway patrol, and see what you can find out about your citation #... from there use logic.

#49 - On 03/20/2009 at 10:42am by thekreeperkeeper

iz dat even possible
i guess when drunk it iz

#50 - On 03/21/2009 at 12:18am by ktothelbj

maryland screws people with tickets that they don't deserve. my mom has been battling hers for years.

sucks and i wish you luck!

#51 - On 03/24/2009 at 12:45am by ksk

Maryland is the best state in the world, minus the stupid cops.

#52 - On 03/24/2009 at 4:58pm by mpshaw2011

same as that other guy... that's a scam dude. drunk driving is like at least 1k fine, arrested, court, etc.
-Salchicha

#53 - On 03/27/2009 at 4:31pm by manowar13

yeahh u need to make sum calls and fix that little problem. its probably not serious though.

#54 - On 03/28/2009 at 11:59pm by cullenclan

MARYLAND IS A SHIT HOLE. I was stationed there - will never go back.

#55 - On 04/02/2009 at 10:44pm by 100308

Drunk driving = Arrested, not a ticket.

That ticket is a scam.

#56 - On 04/03/2009 at 9:01pm by 17Master

Impaired Driving is a criminal offence in Maryland, you would not receive a ticket for $200 in the mail. It is a mandatory arrestable offence. I can only think of two possible scenarios here:

1) you are full of shit and making this up.
2) you are being scammed and falling for it.

Either way, you're a fucking idiot.

#57 - On 04/12/2009 at 5:07pm by Cjilgott

It was probably a scam. Go to the nearest police station.

#58 - On 04/29/2009 at 1:30am by 24788

So don't pay it.

#60 - On 06/10/2009 at 3:21pm by joshinaround

haha. but that sucks call em tell em. ur identity could have been stolen. or someone just said your name and where u live it could be your own brother!! lol

#61 - On 08/04/2009 at 1:28pm by esklstar

"I've never been PULLED OVER for drunk driving" YDI

#62 - On 08/10/2009 at 11:44pm by cherrypieguy

Maybe, you were so drunk that you didn't realise that you got into your car and drove to Maryland.

#63 - On 11/03/2009 at 1:17pm by ol3s

jeez you mustve been stoned

#64 - On 01/01/2010 at 4:21am by leadrunner751

You've never been to Maryland!!?!?! YOU SUCK! :P

#65 - On 01/21/2010 at 9:52pm by chamzac

maybe it was your moms ticket....

#66 - On 02/28/2010 at 9:10am by bloonpop

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