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Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73741) - you deserved it (2586)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:38pm - money - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

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