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Today, at my graduation for my high school GED, my parents said they were getting all my family and my girlfriend together. So we all went out to a steakhouse down the road, everyone ordered steaks. Turns out the 'surprise' was me paying. I only got 50$ grad money, and the bill was 159.98. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47841) - you deserved it (3462)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:40am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Your family are assholes.

#4 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:05am by Kuroftw

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Didn't you know GED stands for "Get Everyone Dinner"?

#12 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:14am by poolshark

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