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Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML
Just wait until he starts selling bottles of water and claiming it's wine. That's really when the money will start flowing.
He's one step away from starting a cult. Good for him!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 November 2015