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Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36062) - you deserved it (3199)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Just wait until he starts selling bottles of water and claiming it's wine. That's really when the money will start flowing.

#2 - On 08/29/2014 at 6:26pm by Welshite

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He's one step away from starting a cult. Good for him!

#6 - On 08/29/2014 at 6:29pm by GrinchFu1

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