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Today, I witnessed my karate instructor whimper and practically piss himself as a guy walked up to him in the street and demanded his wallet. What a total waste of hundreds of dollars' worth of lessons. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33489) - you deserved it (3693)

On 08/24/2014 at 4:45pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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Well go rob him for your money back. Apparently it's pretty easy.

#3 - On 08/24/2014 at 11:16pm by michiganfool32

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And you didn't do anything either....?

#4 - On 08/24/2014 at 11:16pm by simsimbeep

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