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Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18517) - you deserved it (35168)

On 08/15/2014 at 5:10pm - money - by thoughthewasjoking (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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Eh at least he was honest

#1 - On 08/15/2014 at 11:18pm by grogers311

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It's not like he lied to you lol

#3 - On 08/15/2014 at 11:19pm by fallensky916

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