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Today, my landlord's control issue got out of control when I got a call telling me I have "too much stuff" and have to move out of the apartment. I sold all my furniture when I moved in and all I currently own is a scratch post, a chair and a pair of curtains. FML


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On 05/19/2014 at 5:44pm - money - by that makes me a sad panda (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

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I'd show him how much stuff you actually have and ask for his suggestion on how you could minimise this further.

#2 - On 05/20/2014 at 4:23am by False_Stupidity

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What, not even a bed!?

OP are you a cat?

#5 - On 05/20/2014 at 4:26am by zandalee

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