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Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML

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On 04/30/2014 at 6:25pm - money - by Anonymous Pillock (man) - United Kingdom

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at least you were thoughtful enough to give him something in the first place! he should have been thankful.

#1 - On 04/30/2014 at 11:21pm by tzemmy

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Good thing he was 'extremely' well fed, if he was skinnier he may have caught you.

#3 - On 04/30/2014 at 11:23pm by Capt_Obvious

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