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Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39413) - you deserved it (4065)

On 02/14/2014 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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You live with your mother-in-law? I'd rather have a nude cage match with a honey badger and a velociraptor while slathered with cow's blood than live with my mother-in-law.

#1 - On 02/14/2014 at 7:14pm by DocBastard

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if you really want your wife to see it just set up a hidden camera or something.

#2 - On 02/14/2014 at 7:14pm by ocramavaf

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