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Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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On 12/04/2013 at 3:27am - money - by Broke - United States (Texas)

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Call the number on the machine dude! They all have a sticker with it...it takes like an hour for someone to arrive.

I do have to say though, if you're "broke" (as mentioned in the name) because it ate your card, then maybe it's a sign that you shouldn't take money out so much...

#4 - On 12/04/2013 at 6:34am by Ambient25

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ATM's need to eat too! Sometimes its rough for them, with people always taking their money and never giving it back... :(

#12 - On 12/04/2013 at 6:44am by Bumblebrea99

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