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Today, an old man looked me dead in the eyes as he reached into my tip jar, grabbed the money, and then walked out of the store as if nothing ever happened. I was so shocked that I couldn't do anything to stop him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37767) - you deserved it (9571)

On 11/01/2013 at 8:58am - money - by brokeasajoke - United States (Oklahoma)

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I can't wait to be old. They get away with everything

#3 - On 11/01/2013 at 1:44pm by thatonegirlnic

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People like that need to realize that people work hard for those tips

#2 - On 11/01/2013 at 1:44pm by massinator5

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