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Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37919) - you deserved it (21718)

On 10/09/2013 at 11:03pm - money - by oneiPodlighter (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Kinda defeats the purpose

#2 - On 10/10/2013 at 3:21am by XxNINJA_28xX

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Way to go, sport!

#1 - On 10/10/2013 at 3:21am by Chloe555

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