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Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom. I spoke to the attendant and gave her my purse and coat while I used the toilet. When I came out, she was gone. The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant. FML


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On 10/03/2013 at 1:41am - money - by wellcrap - United States (Texas)

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Even if they did have one...why give your things to anyone? YDI just take it with you and hang them on the hook on the bathroom door.

#3 - On 10/03/2013 at 6:17am by Palirose

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Rule of thumb when staying at a hotel : always ask the receptionist to point out bellboys, attendants and maids who ACTUALLY work there.

#1 - On 10/03/2013 at 6:16am by BladeFelicis

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