Brokeass Mountain

By collegebroke - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Lakewood

Today, I hit a new low in my financial troubles when I left my work to retrieve twenty-five cents after seeing someone drop it across the street. FML
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I think that's the hardest I've ever face palmed.

The_9th_Doctor 18

times are tough. life sucks. just gotta get by it day by day

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I think that's the hardest I've ever face palmed.

Do you need reading glasses #1? Yeah, I face palmed just as hard to #19 after reading the first comment.

I think one correction is good enough, guys. Leave off.

# 29 because people on here don't ever correct someone more than once, yes your right that doesn't ever happen.

Schizomaniac 24

Oooohhh. Is Welshite the Comment Hall Monitor gonna take that?

CallMeMcFeelii 13

You're all wrong! 1 was just trying to mind **** you guys into believing he didn't know what was going on! Ha! So ingenious, 1, smart move you cheeky bastard, smart move..

*#1 faps in the background to all the comments and downvotes*

You now have four more downvotes to fap to...on your own comment.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

I don't know about you guys, but I really don't like the word "fap", or "fapping". I never jumped on that trend. Keep it old school and say jack off or ********** instead of "fapping". Hell, I always think they're saying flapping half the time. "Mike! Stop flapping your dick in the kitchen!" Well, that actually sounds pretty funny..

goliatron 9

In this dinglechode's (#1) defense, the post says "my work." He could've been doing some kind of homework. But instead of rationalizing, I'll just call #1 a dinglechode again and downvote his monkey ass!

The_9th_Doctor 18

times are tough. life sucks. just gotta get by it day by day

Even each penny counts in this economy OP. Don't worry things can only get better from here :-)

Pennies don't count in Canada anymore.

"the struggle is real" a lot of people is going through it.

Hunthas 17

Wait you clearly have a job O.o

I have a job too, but it's part time. I can barely pay just my car insurance and car

Why would you leave your workplace? Don't jeopardize your job for a quarter.

Maybe his workplace lets him have coffee / smoke breaks.

*He. Sorry read forgot to check the gender.

Lol you got thumbs downed on your first statement AND your correction. Ouch

Why did I get thumbs downed? It's not like he took a train across town to pick up something.

Fitzinator1995 13

wow, I feel bad for you OP but I'd probably do the same thing.

Jazilli 7

Sorry about your money troubles OP

On the bright side you have impressive eyesight. I can barely read the words that appear on ESPN anymore.

So apparently the streets pay more than actual jobs these days... Sweet.

Of course, this is America! The streets are paved with GOLD! ... prostitution gold.

Oh wow... What the hell am I doing in Britain?

Go swimming in a fountain; the payoff is better.

Wow. You have really good eyesight to spot such a small coin from across the street! Think of this as an opportunity in disguise! Look into a career change, like a flight controller, or secutiry guard. Good luck OP.

Dumbass people always saying positive stuff..