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Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55244) - you deserved it (4648)

On 07/20/2013 at 3:37pm - money - by Nick (man) - United States (California)

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Well, we know where he learned it from.

#1 - On 07/20/2013 at 8:04pm by aliyourpally

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The apple doesn't fall so far from the tree.

#2 - On 07/20/2013 at 8:05pm by _GoodGuy

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