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Today, I thought I was home alone. Likewise, my visiting grandfather thought he was alone. You can imagine the mutual surprise when I caught him stealing money from my sister's bedroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41338) - you deserved it (2191)

On 06/24/2013 at 1:38am - money - by pumboc (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Old people are so devious nowadays! Can't trust them! Did you say something about it to him or anyone else?

#1 - On 06/24/2013 at 10:08am by PimpdaddyCJT

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You should just be thankful that you didn't walk in on him masturbating.

Your sister can always get more money, but you can never un-see the old fart beating it like it owed him money.

#6 - On 06/24/2013 at 10:11am by perdix

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