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Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22237) - you deserved it (46911)

On 05/29/2013 at 12:24pm - money - by sammarli530 - United States (Illinois)

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Karma will get you every time.

#1 - On 05/29/2013 at 4:09pm by Serisent

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That's why you never take the chance with an iPhone. You can do that with a Nokia, not iphone

#3 - On 05/29/2013 at 4:11pm by abbybailey204

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