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Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML

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On 05/16/2013 at 12:31am - money - by astalkerindeed (woman) - United States (California)

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You really should have just blocked the number after the second time.

#1 - On 05/16/2013 at 6:01am by Zomg_Okay

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At least he's in a different country, right?

#2 - On 05/16/2013 at 6:01am by therealslim

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