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Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51001) - you deserved it (4785)

On 04/30/2013 at 3:54am - money - by ShowerGirl (woman) - United States

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You can say that the robber made a clean getaway...

#1 - On 04/30/2013 at 6:41am by Virgilius

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"Love you too, honey! Thanks for all the stuff!"

#4 - On 04/30/2013 at 6:42am by FreshPie

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