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Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML
You can say that the robber made a clean getaway...
"Love you too, honey! Thanks for all the stuff!"
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Friday 18 July 2014