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Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML


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On 04/16/2013 at 12:01am - money - by LoLWut?? nd Why?? - United States

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Well you kinda deserve it for having the book for so long...

#3 - On 04/16/2013 at 6:16am by babyblueyes

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Thats when you casually drop it in the return box and leave..

#6 - On 04/16/2013 at 6:17am by Bikeintruder

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