Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML

by Anonymous / 03/09/2013 at 6:03pm / United States (South Carolina) / Money

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  • Ghetto gourmet!

    #1 - On 03/09/2013 at 8:22pm by samcro3

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  • Quick thinking, OP. Try and use that skill and become a con artist :D

    #2 - On 03/09/2013 at 8:23pm by HowAreYouToday

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