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Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML
Quick thinking, OP. Try and use that skill and become a con artist :D
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.