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Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19587) - you deserved it (41068)

On 03/02/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by stabbed with kindness (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)

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He could've just yelled that you dropped your wallet.

#3 - On 03/02/2013 at 7:53pm by Omfgitsmia

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