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Today, my brother was arrested for starting a fistfight at a funeral. He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners. I'm not sure who's more pathetic: him for doing such a thing, or me for bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail. FML

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I wouldn't even bother with his bail. I'd go for a visit, but I wouldn't bail my own brother out of jail for something especially like that.

#1 - On 02/16/2013 at 9:43pm by laden_swallow09

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Wedding Crashing has become more extreme these days eh.

#2 - On 02/16/2013 at 9:44pm by untouchable763

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