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Today, a state trooper ticketed me after learning I was ticketed for the same offense an hour earlier, namely driving with a broken headlight. The good news is that both tickets will be dismissed if I go to court. The bad news is that I'd have to go to different courthouses at the same time of day. FML


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On 02/05/2013 at 1:59pm - money - by halfmypaycheckgone (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Maybe you should talk to the judges beforehand to clear up the dilemma.

#1 - On 02/05/2013 at 5:01pm by OhDearBetrayal

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Call the court house, if you explain that both court dates conflict, they can reschedule it

#2 - On 02/05/2013 at 5:02pm by nitemare0

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