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Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML

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On 01/19/2013 at 8:14am - money - by Perplexed - United States (South Dakota)

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I know the theif broke the window, but am I the only one wondering why you didn't have the lock fixed years ago? Seems like the type of thing you'd want to fix asap. Oh well, when you bring the car in to replace the window you can have the locks fixed too.

#4 - On 01/19/2013 at 10:17am by BeccaHugs

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that's why they're a criminal. they know they will be going no where in life. they're obviously not very bright.

#2 - On 01/19/2013 at 10:15am by greeneyebeauty9

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