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Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML


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On 11/23/2012 at 12:20pm - money - by FUCK A FUCKING DUCK (man) - Bahamas (New Providence)

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I don't think two ducks fucking will appreciate you joining in...

#6 - On 11/23/2012 at 9:12pm by saIty

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The opposite happened to me last year. I got an extra game in my bag and had to return it. It was kind of awkward...

#4 - On 11/23/2012 at 9:09pm by pheebs314

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