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Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11515) - you deserved it (23177)

On 07/11/2012 at 8:02pm - money - by Ashley - United States (New York)

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You'd think that if you spent all that money on some clothes, you'd be more careful with the bags. YDI

#1 - On 07/12/2012 at 3:09am by zoPwNAgEzo

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Rephrase : Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer charity to the unknowns.

#9 - On 07/12/2012 at 3:19am by moksha

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