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Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20442) - you deserved it (8259)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:43am - money - by IHateBeingAStudent (woman) -

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Don't you make money through lessons?

#1 - On 02/12/2012 at 9:38am by jillianmathers12

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And you're still alive and kicking? A standing ovation for you.

#6 - On 02/12/2012 at 9:41am by ScarletBloom

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