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Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML

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Fucken asshole

#2 - On 02/08/2012 at 3:09am by K_kanaka

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Tell him you're pregnant with his baby and that you'll "make it go away" if he pays the clinic fee (which will be what his rent payment should have been + a couple hundred extra for fun!)

#6 - On 02/08/2012 at 3:16am by perdix

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