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Today, my husband bought a new 80-inch TV. Not only can we barely afford it, but it also blocks our doorways no matter where we put it. He refuses to return it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26743) - you deserved it (3540)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:44am - money - by LCDhell (woman) - United States

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80 inch tv? Jeez how small is his penis?

#4 - On 11/14/2011 at 6:19am by theunwiseone

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Welcome to prime time bitch!

#1 - On 11/14/2011 at 6:16am by Buttsexpirate

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