Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML
by Luke / 11/07/2011 at 9:53am / United States (Virginia) / Money
Make sure your text complies with our rules
"Imma call the cops !!! . . . when I get home . . ."
#3 - On 11/07/2011 at 12:45pm by RetardedBullFrog
See in context
#1 - On 11/07/2011 at 12:43pm by bretty_boieeeeyy
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