Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13083) - you deserved it (26898)
On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)
Dlord357's life also sucksToday, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed…
hatemyboss also deserved itToday, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The…
"Imma call the cops !!! . . . when I get home . . ."
#3 - On 11/07/2011 at 12:45pm by RetardedBullFrog
See in context
+135 | 3
#1 - On 11/07/2011 at 12:43pm by bretty_boieeeeyy
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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