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Today, I counted the amount of stuff that my dad had bought within a week: a brand new boat, car, and truck. He also has countless gadgets at his office, including a 60" television. Our house is literally falling apart but Mr. Midlife-crisis won't do anything to help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28245) - you deserved it (2391)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50am - money - by phonemenace (man) - United States (California)

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Never stand between a man and his toys. Never.

#1 - On 08/17/2011 at 1:02pm by ThreeSheetsGone

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Unless he paid for the boat, car, and truck in full...those monthly payments are going to hurt SO badly!

#27 - On 08/17/2011 at 1:32pm by Mirorbo

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