Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML
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Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer in my glove box. According to the police, the random key code for my car type has been cracked, and thieves can now let themselves in whenever they want. The manufacturer says they can't do anything about it. FML
Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
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lol0wnee 5
I wouldnt take that shit either.
juwood 7
And the thief keeps runnin, runnin and runnin, runnin, and runnin, runnin......
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Comments (204)
lol0wnee 5
I wouldnt take that shit either.
Iamnotmyself 17
Oh god, I hope your nirvana collection wasn't in there!
andres19 0
Tragic, just tragic
Eyeliner_fml 0
Why is you're daughter listening to that?
Jvr91 8
After that super bowl black eyed peas sucks 10x more now
n_epic_fail 14
I got a feelin, that tonight wasn't a great night, that tonight wasn't a great night.... for yoouuuuuu!!!!!!
Iamnotmyself 17
-25 as your name states, that was "n epic fail"
citymayer 7
I just want to know which CDs they did take so I know whether to be sad for OP or not.
flockz 19
did they take the justin beiber stuff? oh thats right they only stole music nevermind.
Susieee_Q 9
Haha. Flockz. xD Good one
keshav97 0
oh god grow up if u don't like an artist no need to be all bitchy
hypuuurness 6
if someone stole my sublime cd I would go into a rage D: hahaha
MrTittySprinkles 7
you're lucky they didn't tortch your car for having that shit in there.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
That sucks op, but Black eyed peas suck. If someone took my Skynyrd CD, I would hunt them down, and cut out their eyes, and use their skulls for hot passionate sex. No one denies me Skynyrd.
SecretlyEvil9792 22
They did used to be better. And what the **** is an Apple De App?
Jillmorgan69 3
APL de ap is one of the members of the black eyed peas... There's will I am, Fergie who are most known in the black eyed peas and there taboo and aol be ap... They have random songs around YouTube but not a solo Albim
yourlifesfucked 0
Dan Auerbach? Patrick Carney? Dude the Black Keys rock! Oh wait you said Black Eyed peas? Yeah they blow. I think the FML is that your daughter has worse taste in music than some guys who steal shit for a living.
EvilPotato 14
oh noes not the Foo Fighters collection!
Vasin_fml 15
Well If you had System of a Down in your car, it's no wonder they broke in. One of their album's is named, Steal This Album.
KiddNYC1O 20
SOAD album is worth stealing, 106.
itouchuser77 8
Espcially since everyone has already downloaded it on itunes
cooluc 0
If someone stole my Slayer collections, I would be like an Angel of Death, gathering a War Ensemble, finding them and put them on the Altar of Sacrifice to tear apart Piece by Piece, causing it to Rain Blood, until all that would be left would be their Skeletons of Society and Dead Skin Masks
Thin_Ice_fml 0
I hope it wasn't your prized Skillet albums.
Link5794 18
Op probably could have just said her daughter likes the black eyed peas and been done with it
xoamykinzxo 1
who uses CDs anymore?!
Ashelizabethh 8
you should run it over.
koolkat27 13
I swear if i saw a black eyed peas cd in somebodys car, I would not only steal it, but burn it to a crisp and bury it in dog shit.
christianmary182 0
Touch my blink CDs, you die.
gmc_blossom 21
We are all entitled to our opinions. But, I disagree with everyone here. The Black Eyed Peas are my favourite band and I do not think they suck. You know, I honestly can't see why they have so many haters. Just because they're not rapping about sex and stuff like Lil' Wayne does, or you know, every other "rapper". So what if their new music is different? Everyone's music nowadays that's been around for a while is different than it used to be. It's called evolution. Their music evolves, you know? Like their new music or not, it's sure made them way more popular than their "good" music. No matter what they sing, they are still will.i.am, Fergie, apl.de.ap, and Taboo, the wonderful Black Eyes Peas. Who, just as the food is food for the soul, they make music for the soul. They will alway continue to let the beat rock!
gmc_blossom 21
*Eyed. -_-
lizbeth1011 3
You go girl !
Spenerish 0
That's why you make copies of your CDs to take onto the road.
cameron194 9
people with cd players in their cars lol.. my suggestion OP, invest in an iPod dock or dc burner instead of replacing all the CDs.. might take a bit more work but saves you alot of. money
cooluc 0
Because it's not like CDs are higher quality than MP3s, right? That's the only real reason the medium is still around
jman726 0
Oh shit that's funny
jman726 0
Oh that's cold but true
NoOneLovesYou 13
Really depends on what you have, OP, if I can feel bad for you. Also, maybe this'll teach you not to keep all of your CDs in your car. Anyway, take this time to throw that shit away and tell your daughter it was stolen.
sparklecherry 4
Like they don't make more...
Volke 4
#175 The Black Eyed Peas are horrible man, not gonna lie.
gmc_blossom 21
#200 That's YOUR opinion. Not mine, obviously. Also, I'm not a "man" and so, do not call me one thanks. Just because my picture is of Severus Snape, doesn't mean I'm a dude. Why would a dude have him as their picture? Anyways, the Black Eyed Peas are NOT horrible to plenty of people, your opinion is yours, so don't act like it's everyone's. Okay? Thanks, bro.
blackhawk14499 4
Chill man
ActionFearo 39
Next time, put all your good cds in black eyed pea cases so they leave them there too
amuck 0
lmao agreed
gunmania0 12
Who doesn't have an mp3 player nowadays anyway!?
margaret1997 0
First? Probably not.
sarah_loves_yuh 0
Damn! Hate when that happens!
iEthan 5
Hey. Don't mock Will.I.Am. Just because he can't say his name right, doesn't mean his music is that bad. Haha I'm such a lier(;
coltsrock37 15
Liar*
mollyluvsyew 0
Nope. He meant lier.
JokerJohn7 0
Hes the only talented one
PurpleFrostingg 7
This gives me hope
amuck 0
lol that's what I was thinking
Majstr 23
Correct.
zachherbert 10
Maybe we do stand a chance in 2012. :,) I do have something to live for.
imustbeinsane 2
bless their hearts
gmc_blossom 21
It's kind of pathetic when someone hating on a band hardcore gives you guys hope. Get a life, would you?
juwood 7
And the thief keeps runnin, runnin and runnin, runnin, and runnin, runnin......
morganrules123 10
OP should pull out a gun and go boom boom boom
crimsonbaby11 0
Youre my favorite person hands down. XD
okiidokii_fml 6
Maybe you guys can meet halfway right at the border line and maybe trade lol
okiidokii_fml 6
I got a feeling ur not gonna get those things back lol
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Please tell me there was no bieber in there.
BOOSCAREDU 0
Bieber doesn't make music, he makes pain and sadness on a CD.
DeadxManxWalking 27
You are right Beaver causes your ears to cry
OhzTP 7
Nah they only stole the music
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Please tell me there was no bieber in there.
terminalvelocity 0
Lol