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Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22881) - you deserved it (2818)

On 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm - money - by Musicfan - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I wouldnt take that shit either.

#1 - On 08/12/2011 at 3:19am by lol0wnee

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+273 | 5

And the thief keeps runnin, runnin and runnin, runnin, and runnin, runnin......

#7 - On 08/12/2011 at 3:22am by juwood

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+175 | 6

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