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Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23399) - you deserved it (2931)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:25am - money - by dontfencemein (woman) - United States

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Solution: Electric fence.

#5 - On 07/22/2011 at 10:10am by Benji114

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your dogs fml- today, our owners spent $5000 to contain us. $5000 could have bought us toys and treats for a couple of years. fuck this, we are oughta here.

#22 - On 07/22/2011 at 10:22am by lmaoatall

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