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Today, after a weekend of helping my sister-in-law move out of our house, vacuuming and mopping her bedroom and bathroom for her, scrubbing her walls and cleaning her shower, transporting her furniture and getting her carpet professionally cleaned, to cover costs she offered me $14. FML


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On 06/26/2011 at 9:14pm - money - by Mad - Australia (Western Australia)

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what a bitch! just steal some money from her purse when she isn't looking.

#4 - On 06/27/2011 at 1:59am by heyimjennyFML

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what a generous offer! I would have offered $5

#2 - On 06/27/2011 at 1:58am by ariannaimelda

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